You can never rouse Harris. There is no poetry about Harris- no wild yearning for the unattainable. Harris never "weeps, he knows not why." If Harris's eyes fill with tears, you can bet it is because Harris has been eating raw onions, or has put too much Worcester over his chop. If you were to stand at night by the sea-shore with Harris, and say:" Hark! do you not hear? Is it but the mermaids singing deep below the waving waters; or sad spirits, chanting dirges for white corpses held by seaweed?" Harris would take you by the arm, and say:" I know what it is, old man; you've got a chill. Now you come along with me. I know a place round the corner here, where you can get a drop of the finest Scotch whisky you ever tasted- put you right in less than no time." Harris always does know a place round the corner where you can get something brilliant in the drinking line. I believe that if you met Harris up in Paradise (supposing such a thing likely), he would immediately greet you with:" So glad you've come, old fellow; I've found a nice place round the corner here, where you can get some really first-class nectar. . Jerome K. Jerome
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The definition of nectar is the 'clear, sparkling beverage produced by distillation of fermented honey' and refers to any kind of sweet liquor. This quote depicts Harris as being an old man who has found the fountain of youth that keeps him young and vibrant. He always knows a truly remarkable place to be, whether it is a bar or a dive bar. He lives life to the fullest every day whether he is at home with his favorite whiskies or out for a night on the town.

Source: Three Men In A Boat

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